The Great Indian Circus (Satire)



Getting bored at home, after exhausting the libraries of every streaming service? Read all the books available at home? Looking for a cheap source of entertainment while staying at home? 

 

Like many other things these days, I suggest we go retro, and enjoy the amazing art of the Circus. 

 

Now, there would be many questions in your mind. Circus? At home? 

 

After nearly seventy-five years of meticulous research and development, the scientists at ISRO have brought to you circus, at the comfort of your home.

 

Yes, that’s right. And here’s how you do it, in just three simple steps.

Step 1, switch on your television. That thing in your living room that you used to watch as a kid. Wipe off the dust, you’ll find it then. Yes, that’s the one. 

 

Step 2, take the remote. That thing that looks like a very old phone, but doesn’t have a screen. Smack a it a few times on your palm. Now you’ve, umm, calibrated the device.

 

Step 3, the final step. Put on an Indian news channel on the television. I recommend a channel with famous circus-performers, like Arnab, but any channel would provide you with great entertainment. Get some popcorn, and enjoy!